Thursday, February 10, 2011
بيان ثورة ٢٥ يناير رقم واحد (مسودة أولى)
Thursday, February 03, 2011
فلندافع عن حقنا في الاختلاف مع بعضنا البعض
مع اختلافنا في الاراء علي من يريد اعطاء الحكومة فرصة لتنفيذ وعودها او الطلب برحيل الحكومة الان او الخوف علي مستقبل البلد او سلامة المواطنين، دعونا نتفق علي الاتي
١. نطالب الحكومة و الجميع بانهاء جميع اشكال العنف ضد المتظاهرين و اعطائهم حقهم الشرعي في التظاهر السلمي حتي و لو لم نتفق معهم في ارائهم. من حق هؤلاء الوقوف في ميدان التحرير بطريقة سلمية و علي الجيش والمواطنين ان يحموهم. وعلي من له اراء اخري تختلف مع هؤلاء فمن حقه ايضا ان يتظاهربطريقة سلمية و علي الجيش و الجميع ايضا حمايتهم. اذا كنا حقا نرغب في الديموقراطية فهذه هي اول خطوات الديموقراطية وان كانت الحكومة ترغب في اثبات حسن نواياها فهذه اول الخطوات التي يجب اتخاذها.
٢. المواطنين لهم حق ان يمارسوا حياتهم و يجب فتح المحلات و محطات البنزين وتوفير الامن. نناشد الحكومة بان توفر او تترك الشعب يتعاون علي توفير الاكل والبنزين والمستلزمات الطبية لكي تعود الحياة الي نوعا من الاستقرار.
٣. نطالب بتوفير ضمانات للمتظاهرين سلميا من جميع الفئات بانهم لن يتم القبض عليهم من قبل امن الدولة او الاجهزة الحكومية وان لاهلم حق في الخطاب معهم او توفير الاكل و المستلزمات الطبية لهم بدون اي تحرشات من الحكومة او غيرها من الاشخاص.
لقد بدأت المظاهرات سلمية و بدآت حلقة من التغييرات المرغوبة في البلد وا عتطنا مكانة حرة و شريفة بين شعوب العالم. يجب ان نحافظ علي هذه الانجازات و نري العالم انه حتي وان ادت الاحداث الاخيرة الي الاضطرابات فللشعب المصري المقدرة علي اعادة المسار الي رسالة الاصلاح بدون اي تدخل خارجي.
حرية التعبير عن الرآي بطريقة سلمية هي اساس الديموقراطية وهي المكسب الحقيقي في الايام الاخيرة. بغض النظر عن اي فكر تؤيد دعنا لا نخسر هذا الاساس. مع الالتزام ايضا بحرية التعبير عن الراي سلميا نتجنب الوقوع في الفتن. فليست الفتنة هي اختلاف الاراء ولكنها قتال بعضنا البعض بسبب اختلاف هذه الاراء. فان كنت تريد درء الفتنة فعبر عن رأيك بطريقة سلمية.
نرجو ان تقرأ هذه الرساة بدون تحيز و بعقلانية و تؤيد نشرها و تحقيق اهدافها
التوقيع: شباب يحب الحرية والاستقرار لمصر
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Until Egypt is Free: Talking points
When speaking with the media, it may be wise to also add some of the “requests to Congress and the White House” listed in the next list
1- The same motives that led to our founding fathers’ declaration of independence – the British Kings’ abusing the rights of the colonists for his own gain – are the same motives that led the Egyptian people to the peaceful protest of Mubarak’s regime. And just like our American nation came out a model of democracy and pluralism for the west upon independence, the civilized and intelligent Egyptians at the heart of this uprising will come out with an Egypt that will be a desperately needed model of democracy and pluralism for the Arab world. Now is the time when we can support a nation’s birth like those who supported our nation’s birth two hundred and thirty four years ago
2- Nothing could be more secure for us as Americans in the Middle East than people that are happy with their governments. Once the governments are legitimately the choice of the people, radicalization will become irrelevant
3- The activists who initiated the uprising and are still leading the protests represent a well educated, diverse, non-ideological and pragmatic diversity of young Egyptians. Their success will never lead to a theocratic system as they would never allow it. Their ultimate aim is a pluralistic, democratic Egypt.
4- The Egyptian people's will is to have genuine freedom and true social justice. The Egyptian people are confident in their ability to self-govern, to have a government of the people, by the people, for the people
5- We ask our American peers to join us in demanding of the White House, the Secretary of State and Congress to respect the will of the Egyptian people and stop supporting Mubarak and his regime.
6- We ask our American peers to be confident this process will yield an administration that will undoubtedly agree with our American values of life, liberty and justice – even if it may not agree with all US foreign policy decisions.
7- The current violence is resulting from police infractions by those who are acting as the apparatus of the Mubarak regime aiming to shift the discussion from the issue of freedom to the issue of safety
KEY TALKING POINTS TO REQUEST OF CONGRESS AND THE WHITE HOUSE
The following key requests may be shared with congress and the White House after leading with some of the above educational points
1- We ask the White House, the Secretary of State and Congress to respect the will of the Egyptian people and stop supporting Mubarak and his regime.
2- We ask President Obama to join the British, French and German leadership in demanding that Egypt carry out free and fair elections.
3- We ask our American government to reiterate the importance of a fully democratic Egypt and to be confident this process will yield an administration that will undoubtedly agree with our American values of life, liberty and justice – even if it may not agree with all US foreign policy decisions.
4- The current violence is resulting from police infractions who are acting as the apparatus of the Mubarak regime aiming to shift the discussion from the issue of freedom to the issue of safety. We ask our officials to demand the Mubarak regime to cease all violence immediately.
5- We want our officials to know nothing could be more secure for us as Americans in the Middle East than people that are happy with their governments. Once the governments are legitimately the choice of the people, radicalization will become marginalized
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Egyptian Americans in action
As Egyptian Americans our objective is to gain support for the revolution from our peers in the American public.
1- We will create a document with talking points that represent our consensus.
2- We will contact media outlets local and national. A database of contact information will be made available.
3- We will contact policy makers at all levels.
4- We will inform local media of our protests ahead of time and we will organize as many of them. We will be prepared with our talking points to address the media. When organizing protests we will coordinate with other local organizations.
5- We will use this facebook page to communicate and discuss our actions and events. This page doesn't represent an organization, it is the compilation of our local efforts.
6- We will meet periodically to discuss and network. Our next meeting is going to be on Friday February 6th at 10 pm EST. Information about the call will be shared soon.
Egyptian Americans in motion, meeting minutes
Rallies may be very effective IF LOCAL MEDIA IS NOTIFIED
We need a concise and consistent message that we can all converge on to be giving out to our peers as well as be able to rearticulate in an interview or in social networking conversations
We need to have a solid presence with media outlets
We need to reach out to government officials
Demonstrations in the next couple of days will be very important
If we can focus on the media outlets over the next couple of days will be key
SUGGESTED NEXT STEPS
From Hossam via chat “Omar, can you please prepare the list of talking points in "sound-byte" format, and please post it to the facebook groups so we can speak with a unified message” (Omar Atia & Ayman)
Transition “Egyptian diaspora supporting the January 25 2011” to start new facebook page actions to be taken by this group (Ayman Khafagi)
American-Egyptian Alliance sent a letter to Mrs. Clinton – perhaps we can work along with them since they are already organized (Sameh)
Each person will reach out to local congress people with the only request to stop supporting Mubarak – all we want is that they stop supporting Mubarak – as soon as possible (note on facebook page with links for local congress people – call not email)
On the facebook page exists a list of contacts for many media outlets around the country – reach out to local media suggest they interview you (All)
Any additional media contacts add to the facebook page media list
Rally in front of Egyptian consulate for midwesterners on Saturday January 29
Next meeting will be Friday 2/4 10pm EST for this group and we will provide information
via facebook page that will be formed new – if new meeting time is needed, we will call for it sooner
Friday, January 28, 2011
A suggested Egyptian American support strategy for the revolution
On the other hand, the US wants freedom and social justice for Egypt as well but without taking any risks on it's own interests.
We, Egyptian Americans, should do our best to realize our brethren's will. We should convey to the US, government and people, our will and our confidence that we can establish the first true democracy in the middle east.
Succeeding in isolating the current regime, Mubarak, from his strongest allies, the US, will get us one step closer to our goal. This is a major task but I'm sure we can do it.
If you want to work with us please join us tonight in our conference call at 10 pm EST, check the link below.
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=129581897107397&index=1
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Contact information for news outlets to contact about the imminent massacre in Egypt
executive-editor@nytimes.com
managing-editor@nytimes.com
news-tips@nytimes.com
thearts@nytimes.com
bizday@nytimes.com
foreign@nytimes.com
metro@nytimes.com
national@nytimes.com
sports@nytimes.com
washington@nytimes.com
جريدة لوسن انجلوس
readers.rep@latimes.com
جريدة U S Today
editor@usatoday.com
لندن اكسترا
loudounextra@wpni.com
amy.kovac@wpni.comm
eghan.louttit@wpni.com
bernsteinp@washpost.com
ذا ويك
kerin_o'connor@dennis.co.uk
simon_davies@dennis.co.uk
جريدة ميرور
rnews@mirror.co.uk
picturedesk@mirror.co.uk
جريدة ذا هيرالد
letters@theherald.co.uk
ذا اندبيندانت
newseditor@independent.co.uk
legal.department@independent.co.uk
صحف المانية
Die Zeit
zeitiminternet@zeit.de
تلغراف
redactie-i@telegraaf.nl
دي تاستونج
office1@gamla.org.il
leserbriefe@linkszeitung.de
استراليا
woche@tpg.com.au
كندا
dasecho@videotron.ca
redaktion@dasecho.com
رومانيا
journal@journal.lu
abonnement@journal.lu
الصحف الفرنسية
لاموند
masson@lemonde.fr
فرانش ماجازين
editorial@francemag.com
dimanche@ouest-fr
ance.frdirect@humanite.fr
لا اكسبرس
abonnements@lexpress.fr
ايطاليا
web@publikompass.it
اسبانيا
اية بي سي
publicidadinternet@abc.es
economia@abc.es
deportes@abc.es
cultura@abc.es
sociedad@abc.es
espectaculos@abc.es
fotografia.madrid@abc.es
tv@abc.escomunicacion@abc.es
gente@abc.es
ilustracion.madrid@abc.es
diseno@abc.es
internet@abc.es
إل بايس
atencionclientes@prisacom.com
صحف روسيا
sch@chuvashia.ru
القنوات التلفزيونية
الجزيرة
documentary@aljazeera.net
doc.participate@aljazeera.net
doc.production@aljazeera.net
الجزيرة الانجليزية
press.int@aljazeera.net
الحرة الامريكية
media@alhurra.com
comments@alhurra.com
comments@alhurra.com
قناة الفرنسية
webdesk@france24.com
Human Rights Watch
Washington, DC : hrwdc@hrw.org
New York : hrwnyc@hrw.org
Berlin : berlin@hrw.org
Brussels : hrwbe@hrw.org
Chicago : chicago@hrw.org
Geneva :hrwgva@hrw.org
London : hrwuk@hrw.org
Paris : paris@hrw.org
San Francisco : hrwsf@hrw.org
Toronto : toronto@hrw.org
Human Rights First
New York Headquarters : feedback@humanrightsfirst.org
هيومان رايتس واتش
mena@hrw.org
شبكة الناجين من الألغام
Marwa@LSNmena.org
المركز الدولي للعدالة الانتقالية
info@ictj.org
مراسلون بلا حدود
rsf@rsf.org
الخط الأمامي، المؤسسة العالمية للدفاع عن مدافعي حقوق الإنسان
info@frontlinedefenders.org
منظمة كُتّاب بلا حدود :
malaf@kuttab.org
اللجنة الدولية للدفاع عن تيسير علوني
alonysolidarity@wanadoo.fr
المكتب الدولي للجمعيات الإنسانية و الخيرية :
ibh@noos.fr
رئيس لجنة حقوق الانسان بالبرلمان الاوروبى
richard.howitt@geo2.poptel.org.uk
richard.howitt@europarl.europa.eu
الامم المتحدة
iseek@un.org
American Immigration Lawyers Association
newsroom@aila.org
membership@aila.org
اوبرا وينفري
privacy@oprah.com
جامعات ومنظمات حقوق الانسان ومنظمات انسانية
info@ap.org
humanorg@mail.ecu.edu
m_pizzini@hotmail.com
neil@hann.org
uipress@uillinois.edu
info-en@wikimedia.org
redaktion@jungewelt.de
محامين فرنسيين contact@frenchattorney.com
جرائد و وكالات انباء اخرى
جريدة ماليالم نيوز
uae@arabnews.com
صحيفة العرب ـ لندن
arabuae52@hotmail.com
وكالة الأنباء الألمانية (DPA)
alexdistefano@hotmail.com
الوكالة الأوروبية المصورة
haider@epa.eu
جين انفورميشن جروب
mideast@janes.com
نشرة بلومبيرج
acritchlow1@bloomberg.net
وكالة رويترز- مدير إقليمي
andrew.marshall@reuters.com
وكالة سيبا برس
ferrari@epa-photos.com
إذاعة فرنسا الدولية
aureliencolly@hotmail.com
تلفزيون الأسوشييتدبرس
chloee@gmail.com
أرابيس ترنس ( الفرنسية)
davin@nomadslandfilms.com
وكالة الصحافة الفرنسية
christian.chaise@afp.com
وكالة الأنباء الإسبانية
fuad@efe.com
وكالة الصحافة الفرنسية
hassan.fakih@afp.com
دايالوج البولندية للنشر+ التلفزيون البولندي
jacek@eim.ae
هيئة الإذاعة البريطانية BBC ( قسم الإنجليزي)
jeremy.howell@bbc.co.uk
نشرة بلاتس
katedonovan@platts.com
صحيفة مادهيامم اليومية
abdusivapuram@hotmail.com
"إذاعة وراديو " مونت كارلو
djoudiae@yahoo.fr
شبكة الأنباء الدولية وانترنيوز
aslamcf@yahoo.com
صحيفة " العرب" الأمريكية
editor@nihalkamelnews.com
بلومبرغ
evers@bloombeg.net
evers@bloomberg.net
leserbriefe@bild.de
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Egyptians, believe and knock off cynicism
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPad
Location:S Ballenger Hwy,Flint,United States
Sunday, November 01, 2009
We are all responsible for shooting Luqman Abdallah
Yes, I said it, we are all responsible. But before I explain why we are responsible let me share with you my reading of the events.
Fact: The FBI implanted an informant in the group lead by Luqman Abdallah in 2006.
Fact: Luqman Abdallah's group has anti-establishment views as well as an ideology prohibiting Muslim integration in the American society.
Opinion: The FBI is right to have an informant inside such a group. Such an ideology is worrisome to say the least.
Fact: The informant failed to find any evidence that the group was planning or thinking of planning any violent actions. Three years of good intelligence work didn't yield any evidence of terrorism.
Fact: Despite the extreme ideology of the group, they were very well known to offer shelter for the homeless and help the poor.
Opinion: At this point I see no reason for further pursuing such a group by law enforcement. I think that keeping the informant may not be a bad idea but beyond that this is a group with a corrupt ideology and benevolent actions. Law enforcement has no business putting away people because of their ideology. This is the job of the rest of the institutions of the society. The civil society should call such ideologies out and expose the weaknesses of their arguments. This was a job of Muslims like me. However, where were we? We weren't doing our job. We didn't work hard enough to convey the message of Islam as it is, a message of peace, tolerance and integration. These people were living in a very rough part of Detroit and we didn't do anything to help them with poverty, health care, education or at least providing a dignified life. This is the case for everyone, Muslim and non-Muslim, who live in this part of town as well as many parts of Michigan and the US. Many of us enjoy our easy lives and feel comfortable passing judgments over people like Luqman Abdallah for his ideology. This was the point where law enforcement should have stopped and we should have taken over.
Fact: The FBI decided to put away the group anyway and hence they asked their informant to provoke them to engage in criminal activities. The FBI has been successful in other cases to encourage groups to engage in terrorist activities.
Opinion: The FBI failed to move the group to violence despite the availability of firearms, the apparent lack of law and order in Detroit and the extreme ideology of the group. It's my belief that had the FBI been able to provoke Luqman Abdallah's group to engage in violence they would have done it. However, they failed and that's when they resorted to put them away for any other offense. Luqman Abdallah's leadership prevented his group from getting involved in terrorism. His leadership channeled his group's efforts in serving the poor and sheltering the homeless. Yet because of his ideology, the FBI had to put him away. That's what happens when the civil society disappears and the law enforcement takes on roles they were not supposed to play.
Opinion: Selling stolen goods and all other offenses the FBI managed to provoke the group to do are not sanctioned by Islam. Luqman Abdallah was not following Islam, rather his wrong understanding of it, when he got himself involved in such activities.
Fact: At the time of the arrest the FBI dog attacked Luqman Abdallah who defended himself by shooting once at the dog. The agents in return shot Luqman Abdallah 18 times. After that they handcuffed him and sent him by car to the hospital. The dog, however, was airlifted to the hospital.
Opinion: This is straight up racism. Is a black man less than a dog? Is a criminal human being less than a dog? Since when do you handcuff a criminal who needs emergency medical attention? Was it because he was black? Or was it because he was Muslim? Or was it because he was both? Maybe because he was preaching an extreme ideology? Luqman Abdallah had rights that were violated both when he was alive as well as when he was dead.
I believe that the law enforcement should be held accountable. I believe that the policies that lead to the cascade of events should be revised. I also believe that all concerned people should get together to fight extreme ideologies. At the same time all concerned people should get together to ensure that everyone has a dignified life, proper housing, good education and affordable health care.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Letter to Senator Debbie Stabenow
Dear Senator Stabenow,
I know that the senate finance committee is planning to vote today on amending the public option (or a form of it) to Senator Baucus' bill.
I understand that to insure people with preexisting conditions we need to have an individual mandate. I however feel that it's unfair to be forced to buy insurance from the current private insurance companies. Therefore, the public option is very important to me.
In my opinion, the public option and the individual mandate go hand-in-hand. I understand that the public option may only cover 3% of the population. However, I don't want to feel that my government is giving me away to an industry whose primary incentive is to profit off my health care.
Moreover, I would like to see the senate finance committee increasing the subsidies for the poor and starting the exchange earlier with all businesses included.
This bill defines who we are as people. Keeping the insurance industry in check, maintaining choice, protecting consumers and taking care of the poor is the outcome I look forward to.
Sincerely,
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Health care voices: Tell your story, Control your life
Thanks to everyone who participated in the survey to pick a name for the event. We finally have a name :)
Please visit our event website, give us suggestions and if you are in Michigan please come help or attend.
On a side note, I found this interesting article about the power of social networking.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Vote for a name for the health care service day
Click Here to take survey
Saturday, June 06, 2009
Obama at “my” Cairo University……and no he’s not Bonaparte
Goose bumps… yes, and tears as well. I read President Obama's speech before I listened to it and each line touched my heart. When he said "I am also proud to carry with me the goodwill of the American people, and a greeting of peace from Muslim communities in my country: assalaamu alaykum." I had goose bumps. He represents me, he knows it and he's proud of it. He is my president. Nothing he said in his introduction, recounting achievements of the civilization of Islam and Muslim Americans, was new to me but it is redeeming to hear it from him as the entire world is listening.
Egyptian as I am, Napoleon Bonaparte popped in my mind. Bonaparte led the French to occupy my country, Egypt, in 1798. As soon as he landed on our shore, he sent a message to the Muslims of Egypt declaring allegiance to the Ottoman Khalifat and he started praying in Azhar while his soldiers were killing Egyptians and his commanders planning the invasion of Palestine. Bonaparte and his soldiers killed many Egyptians and killed many Arabs and Muslims. His emotional trick didn't work and his little escapade in Egypt failed disastrously. Yet Obama is not Napoleon Bonaparte. He was solid in his positions, consistent with his beliefs and blunt with Muslims. My superficial cynicism was definitely an unfortunate moment of injustice to my president. I don't believe that history repeats itself and I don't believe that we can make any change if we remain hostage to our colonial history. We need to be more self-confident; learn from our history but examine the present with an open mind.
As I listened to him addressing the Middle East conflict, I realized that many Muslims would perceive his position as, yet, imbalanced. I am not going to say if I think it was balanced or not. I will, however, remind everyone that Obama's position is consistent with his pragmatic policies. Obama believes in gradual sustained change. He's willing to compromise so that he can make one substantial step forward. He compromised a lot to pass the stimulus bill but as he promised a stimulus bill passed within his first hundred days. This theme of compromise to achieve what's possible is a consistent characteristic of the Obama philosophy since he was in the Illinois legislature. I don't see his Middle East policy any different from his other policies but I could see the steps forward. For the first time, the Palestinian statehood is a right the American president is pledging to support not just a suggestion on the negotiation table. For the first time, the unbreakable ties with Israel are not justifying ignoring the agony of the Palestinian people. And for the first time this is said in public not just behind closed doors.
This speech advanced the Muslim American identity crisis resolution decades forward. Thanks Mr. President. Peace be upon you.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Back to posting, more heresies for everyone :)
Alright, I haven't been posting for bajillion years and I know that's not right. I apologize. Indeed, I haven't been posting but I was definitely thinking and I have a load of heresies to go around. I will try to pace myself and, God willing, post two heresies every week.
As I toned down my work with organizations I was active with and reflected upon my life and my life goals, I realized that what I really think I need is a community with no organizational strings attached. I don't need an organization for my own personal development but I need a healthy environment to live in. I don't fear for my identity or spirituality if I am not part of a bigger organization, to the contrary, being alone helped me great deal but I need a social life that reflects my values. What I need to create is a community for activists to network, exchange ideas and socialize. A community for peer-to-peer support, a healthy one though. I need an all welcoming environment without any "pre-existing conditions". I feel we all need a community, drama-free, that helps fulfill the very basic needs, from prayers, emotional support to marriage and counseling. Such a community can only be created at a local level and these local communities can network with each other nationally. This community of activists energizes them to invest all their activism energy in all different fields.
I believe we should serve our country through existing mainstream organization and if we find that there is a need not served by an existing organization, we should form one but it should be mainstream as well. By mainstream, I mean open for all citizens equally.
That's my dream and my heresy.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
I can do bloody well without you
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/myfairlady/withoutyou.htm
Eliza (singing):
What a fool I was, what dominated fool,
to think that you were the earth and the sky,
What a fool I was, What an elevated fool,
What a mutton-headed dote was I!
No, my reverberated friend,
you are not the beginning and the end.
Professor Higgins (speaking):
You impetant hussy there's not an idea in your head or a word in your mouth that I haven't put there.
Eliza (singing):
There'll be spring every year without you. England still will be here without you.
There'll be fruit on the tree.
And a shore by the sea.
There'll be crumpets and tea without you.
Art and music will thrive without you. Somehow Keats will survive without you.
And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain,
even that will remain without you.
I can do without you.
You, dear friend, who taught so well,
You can go to Hartford, Hereford and Hampshire.
They can still rule with land without you.
Windsor Castle will stand without you.
And without much ado we can all muddle through without you.
Professor Higgins:
You brazen hussy,
Eliza (singing):
Wihtout pulling it the tide comes in,
without your twirling it the Earth can spin,
Without your pulling it, the tide comes in
Without your twirling it, the earth can spin
Without your pushing them, the clouds roll by,
If they can do without you, ducky, so can I
I shall not feel alone without you
I can stand on my own without you
So go back in your shell
I can do bloody well
Without...
Professor Higging (singing) interupts:
By George, I really did it,
I did it, I did it,
I said I'd make a woman and indeed I did,
I knew that I could do it,
I knew it, I knew it,
I said I'd make a woman and succeed I did!
(speaking)
Eliza you are wonderful
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
To all men who had to live a drama they never understood and will never get to understand.
http://www.stlyrics.com/m/myfairlady.htm
"HIGGINS
What in all of heaven could've promted her to go,
After such a triumph as the ball?
What could've depressed her;
What could've possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all.
Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
There heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
[To Pickering]
Pickering, why can't a woman be more like a man?
PICKERING
Hmm?
HIGGINS
Yes...
“Why Can’t a Woman Be More Like a Man?”
music by Frederick Loewe; lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can’t a woman be like that?
Why does every one do what the others do?
Can’t a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don’t they grow up, well, like their father instead?
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you’re with them, you’re always at ease.
Would you be slighted if I didn’t speak for hours?
COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?
COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?
COLONEL PICKERING:
Never.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Well, why can’t a woman be like you?
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there’s one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can’t a woman take after a man?
‘Cause men are so friendly, good-natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow?
COLONEL PICKERING:
Of course not.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
If I forgot your silly birthday, would you fuss?
COLONEL PICKERING:
Nonsense.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Would you complain if I took out another fellow?
Pickering
Never.
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can’t a woman be like us?
[dialog]
PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps;
Ready to help you through any mishaps;
Ready to buck you up whenever you’re glum.
Why can’t a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
And why is logic never even tried?
Straightening up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don’t they straighten up the mess that’s inside?
Why can’t a woman behave like a man?
If I was a woman who’d been to a ball,
Been hailed as a princess by one and by all;
Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing,
Or carry on as if my home were in a tree?
Would I run off and never tell me where I’m going?
Why can’t a woman be like me?
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
A driving fantasy
I carried my disappointment to the other low end hotel and then I started heading back home. It is about 25 minutes drive and I was going to spend them wallowing in my disappointment when it occurred to me that I was so wrong. We are doing all that work aiming at the eternal life in paradise. That's when I started to fantasize about our meetings in paradise.
I imagined all the MAS Youth workers, and all MAS members and activists for that matter, gathering around a beautiful lake and surrounded by rivers of water, milk, honey and wine. I imagined having the prophets and companions over (no need to have reminders :)) and we telling them all about our work and showing off about it (then we can show off, right?). I imagined we would have live presentations to see the fruit of our work years and decades after we were long gone. I imagined replaying all our good memories together and having the best entertainment events ever. We will have the best suits and dresses and we won't have to worry about baby sitting :). I understand that the thought of having to spend time with me in paradise is not that appealing for many readers but I am definitely sure that I will not be annoying at all and I will be nicer than the nicest person you have ever met so don't worry about that inshallah :). I enjoyed my drive back home.
I ask Allah to guide us and reunite all of us in Paradise with the prophets and companions, our families, neighbors and all the righteous people in Paradise.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
My beloved SAPers are on track
Please go check the MAS Youth Study Abroad Program Blog. This is a wonderful program that MAS Youth organized. It is very fun to tune in and learn about their experience.
